When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible
every ring is a mood ring when you feel nothing
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
sometimes i just think of how awful it would be to be locked in a giant wax museum for a whole night, except every wax figure is Nicolas Cage, and then one of them is the real Nicolas Cage but you don’t know which one.
thoughts like this keep me up at night.
I have no memory of ever posting this